Oh Darling, lets be Adventurers

Sep 01

"Is there blood in my hair?"

Aug 31
Aug 31

"Hello! My name is Elder Price and I would like to share with you the most amazing book."

The other day my gay, Mormon best friend was talking to a Jewish friend of ours about something with Catholicism and the Old Testament. Best one liner of the night:

My Jewish friend: “I know that for sure, that’s my half of the bible.”

My gay, Mormon friend: “Well, it’s only a quarter of mine.”

True story.
I love my friends.

Aug 31

d0cpr0fess0r:

Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.

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Aug 31

you-wear-a-jacket:

This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor

Aug 31

southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

Aug 31

untalentedandhorny:

musicfornonstereotypicalgays:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

the fuck man. 

dead

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

Aug 31
Aug 31

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

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IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

Aug 31